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Our Magic Balls go to 9!

OK, so if you've clicked this you obviously have a really important question. I mean, you wouldn't be wasting my time with some Kindergarten type bullshit like what color do blue and green make. You also wouldn't be here with some easily google-able question like "How do I prove 2^n-1 is always prime?" This Ball is only for some serious Meaning of Life deep shit. The type of questions that keep you up at night. The type of questions that make your skin crawl. The type of questions that only one of the baddest Motherfuckers on the planet could answer.

Lucky for you I've captured the soul of the baddest Motherfucker of them all - Samuel L. Jackson. He has kindly agreed to answer whatever questions you might have. And no need to type them...that is for pussies. Just think your thoughts and Master Windu will answer them...if he feels like it.