Infrequently Asked Questions
Every page has an FAQ...those are for pussies. Only idiots frequently ask the same questions. Here is a sample FAQ:
Q: How do I get to your FAQ?
A: You are already here.
Q: How do I wipe the drool from my retarded mouth?
A: Use Kleenex.
Q: Where is the E key on my keyboard?
A: Next to the D...just kidding, it is really next to the W.
Blah, blah, blah. Real men (and women with XXY chromosomes) use IAQs. So, without further ado...
Q: How can I send you money for this site?
A: Get yourself a PayPal account and send me $ at paypal@vkmsolutions.com.
Q: I feel I'm not smart enough for this site...how can I become smarter?
A: Check out the Guides section. There is an article there about how to make yourself smarter.
Q: How fat is yo momma?
A: Well, yo momma’s so fat when she went to Sea World she swam with the whales and they sang "We are family...even though you're fatter than me"
Just kidding. Really, yo momma’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu. Nah. Yo momma's so fat her belly button's got an echo. OK, seriously, yo momma’s so fat,
that when she steps on a scale, it reads "To Infinity and Beyond!" For real, though, when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
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