Infrequently Asked Questions
Every page has an FAQ...those are for pussies. Only idiots frequently ask the same questions. Here is a sample FAQ:
Q: How do I get to your FAQ?
A: You are already here.
Q: How do I wipe the drool from my retarded mouth?
A: Use Kleenex.
Q: Where is the E key on my keyboard?
A: Next to the D...just kidding, it is really next to the W.
Blah, blah, blah. Real men (and women with XXY chromosomes) use IAQs. So, without further ado...
Q: How can I send you money for this site?
A: Get yourself a PayPal account and send me $ at [email protected].
Q: I feel I'm not smart enough for this site...how can I become smarter?
A: Check out the Guides section. There is an article there about how to make yourself smarter.
Q: How fat is yo momma?
A: Well, yo momma�s so fat when she went to Sea World she swam with the whales and they sang "We are family...even though you're fatter than me"
Just kidding. Really, yo momma�s so fat, her blood type is Ragu. Nah. Yo momma's so fat her belly button's got an echo. OK, seriously, yo momma�s so fat,
that when she steps on a scale, it reads "To Infinity and Beyond!" For real, though, when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
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